Try This

If you are either a woman or a non (not white), go to the mall, or the grocery store, place-where-white-people-dole-out-money. See how many times you move out of the way for white men to pass through. White women don't count. Immediate disqualification. 0 points if they're obese. 10 points if they're skinny. 20 points if they're wearing Crocs or Teevas. 40 points if they're wearing frat insignia. 100 points if you're female and black. 1,000,000 points if they're Pat Robertson. I call this game the White Man Plow.

Above: White Man.

Above: Mad Black Woman